Step 1: The Great Mall Migration

First things first—getting to MOA feels like an adventure in itself. Whether you’re arriving via jeepney, bus, or one of those futuristic-looking Grab cars, you know you’re close when you see the vast sea of parking spaces. And by vast, I mean VAST. You might need to drop a pin on your phone just to remember where you parked. Or better yet, leave breadcrumbs.

When you finally set foot inside, the sheer size of the place hits you. It’s so large that walking from one end to the other might require a quick snack break in between. The floors are shiny enough to reflect your overwhelmed expression, and there are more stores than you can shake a stick at. I’m pretty sure MOA has more floors than my condo building. And yes, I’m still trying to figure out if that’s impressive or mildly terrifying.

Step 2: Shopping Shenanigans

Once you’ve gotten over the initial shock of MOA’s size, it’s time to dive into the real reason you came here—shopping! But be warned, this isn’t your average mall experience. Oh no, this is the major leagues of shopping. You’ll find everything from high-end fashion to quirky little knick-knacks that you never knew you needed but can’t leave without.

And the best part? MOA has so many stores that you can totally justify getting lost for hours and calling it “exploring.” Accidentally wandered into the furniture section while looking for a T-shirt? No worries. Found yourself in the tech gadgets area while trying to locate the nearest restroom? Happens to the best of us.

In fact, I recommend setting up a group chat before you start your shopping journey so you can find your friends if you get separated. You might even want to use GPS coordinates: “Meet me at the Starbucks near the west wing on the second floor, next to the store selling pastel-colored blenders.”

Step 3: The Food Court Safari

Now that you’ve made a dent in your bank account, it’s time to refuel. And boy, does MOA know how to serve up food. The food court alone is a sight to behold—it’s basically a kingdom of culinary delights. Craving sushi? Pizza? Filipino comfort food? Maybe a 20-foot-tall ice cream sundae? You’ve got options.

But here’s the real fun: trying to navigate the food court during peak hours. It’s like a game of musical chairs, but with trays of pancit and halo-halo. You’ve got to be quick and strategic—spot an opening, swoop in, and claim your territory like a boss. Just remember, sharing is caring, so if someone asks to sit at your table, you can bond over your mutual triumph of surviving the MOA food court.

Step 4: The MOA Eye Adventure

If you’re looking for a break from the shopping and eating, why not take a ride on the MOA Eye? Yep, MOA has a Ferris wheel. Not just any Ferris wheel—this thing is massive! Hop in one of the colorful pods, and as you slowly rise above the mall, you’ll be treated to a stunning view of Manila Bay on one side and the sprawling expanse of the mall on the other.

It’s at this point that you’ll realize just how gigantic MOA is—and possibly wonder if you’ll ever find your way back to your car. But hey, the view is so worth it! Plus, it’s the perfect place to reflect on your day of marathon shopping while dangling hundreds of feet in the air.

Step 5: Surviving the Souvenir Shops

As your day at MOA winds down, don’t forget to hit up the souvenir shops. This is where you’ll find all sorts of MOA-themed merchandise to remind you of the time you spent in the mall that could probably double as a small country. From keychains to shirts declaring “I Survived SM Mall of Asia,” you’ll find everything you need to commemorate your adventure.

And if you’re lucky, you might even find a tiny replica of the MOA Eye, so you can relive the thrill of being suspended above the chaos every time you look at it.

So there you have it! SM Mall of Asia is more than just a shopping destination—it’s an all-day experience that will leave you equal parts exhausted and exhilarated. Whether you’re here to shop, eat, ride the Ferris wheel, or just try not to get lost, one thing’s for sure: MOA will give you stories to tell.

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